7.3.11

Revolution

I just quit my job. Even though everyone seems to be very disappointed because I couldn't last three months, I am ecstatic. I never have to put up with that selfish little midget again.
That is why, reading all these news about African countries fighting for their freedom has made me feel like starting my own Revolution of the Soul. A fight where the ones who survive are Ben and Jerry's and a villa in the caribbean.

For any of those things to happen I need to find a new job..

I have thought of a list of my favourite jobs, most of them are just fantastic trips on my mind, but a girl can dream right?

1. Museum Director of Fun

How cool is that?! After a six year old sent a letter to a museum applying for the position of director, the little one landed a position as director of fun!! If this was my job, I would definitely be working at the fashion and textile museum, having dressing days, make up days and of course cupcake days!

2. Private Island Guard

And there is people that do this for a living. Basically, a salary of 100,000 dollars for a six month contract. You just have to look after the property and write about it online to promote it!!

3. My third option is Food Critic

I know it does not sound as exotic as the rest, but being a food critic is something almost unachievable due to all the benefits. Not only do critics get to stay in the best hotels and eat in the best restaurants, they also have a reputation. Whatever they write can either benefit the establishment or condemn it forever, like in Ratatouie.


Sadly but truly, we live in a world where only a lucky few can enjoy the benefits of having a ridiculously cool job. I hope my future has something great in store for me. I am quite stressed, this is nerve wrecking!

xx

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